What is WiFi? (Monday, July 24, 2017)

As found on the Fun Facts with Tyler Dictionary, WiFi is "The invisible force that allows humans to communicate while wasting time." This invisible force came about in 1960 when George Luke began filming Asteroid Wars. While on set, George Luke wanted to create some kind of invisible force that could surround us all and bind the galaxy together. He created, WiFi, which stands for Wizardly Indivisible Force International. As seen in Asteroid Wars episode IV, the WiFi is used to gain knowledge, check the weather, and even read peoples minds. In episode V we learn that not everyone can use WiFi and that only the Routers can harness it's energy. Unfortunately, this movie was not a success, and only two episodes were released, episodes IV and V. However, George Luke's distant nephew, George Lucas, created his own version of Asteroid Wars, called Star Wars. This movie became a huge success and George Lucas became a millionaire. Because George Lucas felt bad for George Luke, he helped George Luke create the actual WiFi which would later lead to the Internet.

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