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Texting /tec't'ang/
Adjective
The language most humans speak
"I'm currently learning to speak texting"
What's-Up /waz'zu'p/
Noun
Something people say when they are trying to start a conversation
"Eh, What's-Up"
Vegetables /veg'i'table's/
Adjective
Really bad tasting food that's supposed to taste really good
"Did you throw away the vegetables?"
Synonyms: Trash, garbage, unhealthy
WIFI /y'fy/
Noun
The invisible force that allows humans to communicate while wasting time
"I spent 20 hours last week using the WIFI"
Synonyms: Millennials, Life
Bacon /bak'on/
Verb
A form of expression when you're happy
"I can't believe it, Bacon!"
A way of life
"It was when I turned 15 that I realized bacon"
Synonyms: Warm Bacon, Toasty Bacon, Crunchy Bacon, Well Done Bacon, Thin Bacon, Apple Bacon, Delightful Bacon, French Bacon, American Bacon, Thick Cut Bacon, Hickory Smoked Bacon, Oven Baked Bacon, Aged Bacon, Artificial Flavored Bacon, Preservative Free Bacon, Lite Bacon, Not Lite Bacon, Breakfast Bacon, Lunch Bacon, Dinner Bacon...
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