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WHY DON'T PINE TREES HAVE LEAVES?

• WHEN YOU THROW A PARTY, YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES FOR DECORATING. YOU CAN USE TEMPORARY DECORATIONS, LIKE PARTY STREAMERS, OR YOU CAN HAVE PERMANENT DECORATIONS LIKE NEW PAINTED WALLS. LIKE WISE, PINE TREES HAVE PERMANENT DECORATIONS (EVERGREEN) AND OTHERS HAVE TEMPORARY DECORATIONS (LEAVES)

• WHAT BENEFITS DO PERMANENT DECORATIONS GIVE YOU? IN THE LONG RUN, YOU'LL SAVE MONEY. IN OTHER WORDS, THE PINE TREE IS TRYING TO SAVE MONEY

• ANSWER: PINE TREES JUST WANT TO BALANCE THE BUDGET

  • REQUESTED BY DAWSON

WHAT'S THE STORY IN FOUNDING FFWT?

• FFWT WAS FIRST CREATED AND FOUNDED ON TOP OF A BIG SAND HILL IN THE SAHARA DESERT. THE INITIALS OF THE HILL WERE FFWT BUT IN THE COURSE OF 5 YEARS, NO ONE REMEMBERED WHAT FFWT  STOOD FOR.

• IN 2016, A MAN NAMED TYLER JOINED FFWT AND CLAIMED THAT FFWT STOOD FOR FUN FACTS WITH TYLER

• ANSWER: IT WAS FOUNDED ON A HILL

  • REQUESTED BY CHARLES

CAN YOU TALK ABOUT THE HISTORY OF CALCULUS?

• CALCULUS INVOLVES LOTS OF NUMBERS AND COMPLICATED FORMULAS. THEREFORE, I CAN NOT TALK ABOUT THE HISTORY OF CALCULUS AT THE MOMENT. IN A YEAR IT MAY BE POSSIBLE

• ANSWER: NO, I CAN NOT

  • REQUESTED BY TINA

HOW ARE BABIES MADE?

• BABIES COME FROM BABIES R US AND ARE TRANSPORTED BY SEAGULLS TO THE PARENTS. PARENTS CAN PLACE AN ORDER ONLINE OR CALL IN AN ORDER. BABIES R US HAS NOT RELEASED HOW THE BABIES ARE MADE

• ANSWER: INFORMATION HAS NOT BEEN RELEASED

  • REQUESTED BY WALTER

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?

• THE MEANING OF LIFE IS THE OPPOSITE OF DEATH. EXAMPLE: A FLOWER THAT IS LIVING HAS A LIFE. A FLOWER THAT IS DEAD DOES NOT HAVE A LIFE

• ANSWER: THE OPPOSITE OF DEATH

  • REQUESTED BY BOB

HOW DO YOU START A BALLROOM BLITZ?

• THE FIRST STEP TO STARTING A BALLROOM BLITZ, IS THAT YOU NEED A BAND, PREFERABLY A ROCK BAND

• NEXT, YOU NEED LOTS OF CHEESE AND CRACKERS, BECAUSE EVERY PARTY NEEDS CHEESE AND CRACKERS

• FINALLY, YOU NEED A LAVA LAMP. THERE'S NO EXACT REASON FOR THIS, YOU JUST NEED IT

• ANSWER: GET A BAND, CHEESE AND CRACKERS, AND A LAVA LAMP

  • REQUESTED BY XANDER

WHAT IS THE MOST POPULAR BOOK IN THE U.S.A?

• IN RECENT FFWT POLLS, WE FOUND THAT "REASONS TO BUY THIS BOOK" WAS THE MOST POPULAR BOOK IN THE US. THIS BOOK CONTAINED 20 CHAPTERS AND OVER 500 PAGES OF REASONS TO BUY THIS BOOK. CRITICS ARGUE THIS BOOK IS POINTLESS, BECAUSE IT ONLY FOCUSES ON THE BOOK. JOHN THE CRITIC SAID "IT'S JUST A BOOK, WITH OTHER AUTHOR'S REASONS TO BUY IT. POINTLESS, AND DUMB." IN THE 20 CHAPTERS, THERE IS OVER 500 REASONS TO BUY THIS BOOK, AND OVER 50 DIFFERENT AUTHORS. ON MAY 21, 2016, RUMORS SPREAD THAT HOLLYWOOD PLANS TO BRING THIS BOOK TO DVD.

• ANSWER: REASONS TO BUY THIS BOOK

  • REQUESTED BY EVAN

WHAT'S THE CUTEST BREED OF DOG IN THE WORLD?

• ALTHOUGH THIS QUESTION SOUNDS SIMPLE, WE NEED TO USE ONE OF EINSTEIN'S FORMULAS TO DETERMINE THE CUTEST BREED OF DOG. THE EQUATION IS: D = F / (2acbf) * 51.3

• ANSWER: USE THE EQUATION ABOVE WHICH WILL GIVE YOU A NUMBER. THE DOG WITH THE HIGHEST NUMBER IS THE CUTEST (THIS HAS NEVER BEEN FOUND BEFORE)

  • REQUESTED BY EMMARIE

IS THE UNIVERSE INFINITE?

• THE UNIVERSE IS LIKE A WINDOWS PC. THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH SPACE THAT YOU CAN USE. LIKEWISE, THE UNIVERSE WILL EVENTUALLY REACH IT'S LIMIT. HOWEVER, JUST LIKE YOU CAN BUY MORE SPACE FOR A COMPUTER, THE UNIVERSE CAN GAIN MORE SPACE.

• ANSWER: THE UNIVERSE IS UNLIMITEDLY LIMITED

  • REQUESTED BY MILI

A MURDER VICTIM'S BODY WAS FOUND AT 11 PM ON A SATURDAY NIGHT. THE BODY'S TEMPERATURE WAS 93.7 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT WHEN FOUND, AND WAS 92.5 DEGREES AND HOUR LATER AT MIDNIGHT. WHEN DID THE MURDER OCCUR?

• FIRST WE MUST USE NEWTON'S LAW OF COOLING, "F=MA". NEXT WE MUST SOLVE FOR "F" (TEMPERATURE). "M" STANDS FOR ROOM TEMPERATURE, WHICH IS ALWAYS 70 DEGREES, AND "A" STANDS FOR THE POPULATION OF ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO (557,169). THE EQUATION SHOULD BE: F=70*557169. F SHOULD EQUAL 39,001,830.

• NEXT WE NEED TO USE THE LAW OF AC WHICH IS "A=F/√B". B IS THE COOLING CONSTANT WHICH EQUALS 2.808 X 10^13. WHEN WE SOLVE FOR A, WE GET 7.36

• ANSWER: THE MURDER TOOK PLACE A 7:36 PM

  • REQUESTED BY MEREDITH

IS MR. SHUDA A TIME TRAVELER?

• MR. SHUDA WAS ACTUALLY PART OF THE BACK TO THE FUTURE TRILOGY (BASED ON A TRUE STORY). UNFORTUNATELY, HE CAN ONLY BE FOUND ON THE DELETED SCENES

• ANSWER: INDUBITABLY

  • REQUESTED BY GUS

HOW DID THEY DECIDE ON THE DESIGN FOR THE WHITE HOUSE?

• GEORGE WASHINGTON HIRED 5 ARCHITECTS WHICH WERE INSTRUCTED TO DESIGN A BUILDING PLAN FOR A WHITE, HOUSE. THE 5 DESIGNS WERE THEN VOTED ON BY THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES AND CONFIRMED BY THE SENATE

• ANSWER: THEY HAD A RAFFLE

  • REQUESTED BY ABBY

HOW DO VOLCANOES ERUPT?

• VOLCANOES CONTAIN HIGH AMOUNTS OF BAKING SODA AND VINEGAR. WHEN BOTH ARE MIXED, YOU CAN GUESS WHAT HAPPENS.

• ANSWER: JUST LIKE A BAKING SODA VOLCANO

  • REQUESTED BY NATHAN