Headlines

TOP HEADLINES

The Earth is Flat

News Anchor Walter forgets to update site

Top weather reporter Taylor is back after pay raise!

Walternative News to expect budget cuts

Another solar eclipse to occur says man

GLOBAL NEWS

Japan declares moon a National Park

Atlantis Program to expect budget cuts

Antarctica is actually located in the north

Australian monkey caught hacking election

Congress to rebuild super continent

OPINION

Why trespassing is good

How does that work?

Is Walternative News actually legit?

The truth about Tyler: Taking over the news

Root Beer no longer floating?

PAST NEW

Atlantis reappears in Indian Ocean

Ocean Currents to increase as of 2018

Why Walter forgot to update this site

FFWT News Team complete again

Russians tamper with American Idol™ votes

Which type of cookie is good?

Disney Land Pacific under construction