Does Dynamite contain real Mites? (Friday, December 8, 2017)

If you remember earlier this year we touched on "How Napoleon got his Dynamite", but what we didn't tell you was if Dynamite contains real mites. So instead of giving you a straight forward answer, we're going to add a lot of useless information relating to the previous Dynamite article.

Here's the summary from the last article: Napoleon's last name was Fernato, he visited Germany, found a stick of Dynamite, began mining for Dynamite, Thomas Jeff heard of this and posted a picture on his Twitter, the Dynamite Rush began and Napoleon changed his last name to Dynamite while receiving the Nobel Peace Prize.

ANSWER: Napoleon discovered Dynamite in Almost Central Park, which is 95% dirt, so that means 95% of the Dynamite was in dirt. Mites also tend to live in dirt, which is why some are called Dirt Mites. This means that the Dirt Mites probably lived in the Dynamite which means it does contain real Mites. Thus we get the name Dynamite, which comes from Dirt-a-Mite.

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