How Napoleon got his Dynamite (Monday, January 9, 2017)

Did you know, Napoleon Dynamites last name was actually Fernato? It was the year 1564 and Napoleon was visiting Germany for the summer. One day, Napoleon decided to go for a walk through the Almost Central Park when he discovered something red in the grass. He found Dynamite! He quickly bought the Almost Central Park and began mining for this Dynamite. Eventually a man named Thomas Jeff heard of this discovery and he posted a picture on his Twitter. This sparked the Dynamite Rush which attracted settlers from all over. Napoleon then decided to change his last name to Dynamite and he was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.

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