Differentiating the Differential (Saturday, October 21, 2017)

Because we all love math, we all love solving derivatives, and if you don't know how to solve a derivative, relate back to Derivative Tips 101 for a free handy tutorial on derivatives. We also all love mechanics and the famous car part known as The Differential. Now to the average uneducated Fun Facts with Tyler reader you're probably already lost. If that's the case, I recommend dropping out of school or quitting your job. Anyways, According to unnamed sources, the Differential is what allows your car to make turns with out the sliding of the inner wheel. This is needed because the outside wheel is traveling a greater distance than the inside wheel. Unfortunately this makes no sense to the general admission in a movie theater, so we decided to differentiate the differential. If we take the first derivative of the outside wheel, we find that its centripetal force, velocity, momentum, and self esteem are higher than that of the inside wheel. Taking the second derivative took some difficulty however... Because of the first derivative, we are left with a -rential, not a "Differential". This makes the second derivative nearly impossible, so we require a second anti derivative to return it to it's state of nature. By this we are left with Diff-Rential+C. Now we can take the second derivative which gives us Rential+C. Based on our results of the second derivative, we discovered that physics is not real... which is not the first time we've proved this theory. To undo the doing, we needed to find the Tangent Line of the second derivative at Pi and divide by 34 (the magic number) which allows us to recreate Physics. Whew, that was fun...

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