What Happened to Taylor the Weatherman (Thursday, September 14, 2017)

Predicting the weather is one of the easiest jobs around, which is why we hired Taylor to be our local weatherman. Unfortunately, because of Taylor's lack of skill, we decided to temporarily fire him in order for him to get a college degree in something related to weather. During the summer of 2017, Taylor completed his minor in Biomedical Architecture. Even though this was not even related to the weather, we still decided to hire him back. Unfortunately, Taylor was no longer interested in rejoining the FFWT Corporations because of the lack of funding in our weather department. For the remaining of the summer, Taylor used his Biomedical Architecture minor to become the lead fry cook at a local restaurant. In September of 2017, the FFWT Counsel approved an additional $200,000 for the FFWT weather department. When Taylor heard of the news, he was very quick to leave his lead fry cook position. Today, Taylor is still the head weatherman.

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