Underwater Basket Weaving (Thursday, August 31, 2017)

It seems in today's Universities, Underwater Basket Weaving is the thing to talk about. It's the elective that everyone talks about, but does not exist. The question is, when did Universities in the U.S stop offering Underwater Basket Weaving. In 1934, the U.S suffered a major Easter Basket shortage, known as The Great Easter Basket Shortage. To fix this, former NFL bench warmer James Coughferson proposed that Universities in the U.S should offer Underwater Basket Weaving as a course. By the year 1940, every University in the U.S was offering Underwater Basket Weaving as an elective, and Yale even let people major in Under Water Basket Weaving.  By the year 1942, The Great Easter Basket Shortage ended and 50% of college students had Underwater Basket Weaving certificates. Unfortunately, in 1956, the construction of Chicken and a Biscuit was completed and caused everyone to lose interest in Underwater Basket Weaving. A year later, famous comedian Kyle Ottoman began to make jokes about the lack of skill in Underwater Basket Weaving. Because Kyle Ottoman was everyone's favorite comedian, everyone began making jokes about Underwater Basket Weaving and Universities were forced to drop the class. Today, Yale is the only college in which you can take Underwater Basket Weaving as an elective.

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