Tyler's Top 5 Pick-Up Lines (Saturday, April 21, 2018)

Have no fear, as Tyler is HERE! Getting a date know longer has to be hard, thanks to Tyler's Top Five Pick-Up Lines! Best of luck!

• • "Truth or Dare?" (Dare) "Go on a date with me?"

    • TIP: If they for some reason respond with "truth", run immediately

  • "They say polar bears have a cold heart, are you a polar bear?"

    • TIP: Ask this in a nice calming voice for best effects

  • "I just failed my Calculus test, and now I'm about to fail this pick-up line"

    • TIP: Always accept your failure and inform the person you already know your fate

  • "I'm writing a phone book, what's your mom's maiden name?"

    • TIP: If they're confused, it's working

  • "Have you heard of a light bulb, cause you could be brighter"

    • TIP: Honesty is key when trying to ask someone out

    -Tyler Johnson