The Tower of Chicken and a Biscuit (Tuesday, March 21, 2017)

Chicken and a Biscuit was one of the most popular restaurants throughout the 20th century, and all they had were chicken and biscuits. That was it. They had no water, no soda, no sauces, no napkins, no forks, no spoons, no butter, no coleslaw, and no french fries. But somehow, the business was a huge success, and in 1947, they began the construction of the biggest restaurant in all of North America. This was to be called The Tower of Chicken and a Biscuit and was to have room for 5,000,000,000 customers. In 1956, the construction of this business was finally completed and it was opened to the public. Unfortunately, a new business opened up, called Burgers and a Fries, and it stole all of Chicken and a Biscuit's customers. This was a great surprise, especially because Burgers and a Fries wasn't even grammatically correct. In 1970, Chicken and a Biscuit officially closed. However, researchers believe Chicken and a Biscuit may return in 2017.

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    -Tyler Johnson