The Theory of Relativity (Friday, March 16, 2018)

On February 16th of 2016 we informed the world that the Theory of Relativity was not relevant in the 1500's. On January 27th of 2017 we told you that if you fall into a black hole, you are no longer relevant due to the Theory of Relativity. But now we are left with the question, "what is The Theory of Relativity?" Unfortunately no one even knows what the The Theory of Relativity is. Einstein just created it because he ran out of ideas, thus it was not relevant in the 1500's. This is sorta like Newton's laws of gravity. Answer this Newton, by your laws if I drop a feather and a bus full of pigeons off a cliff they will both hit the ground in unison. Now obviously this is what I call Fabricated Physics. Last week the FFWT Physics Debunking Squad of Science in the Twenty First Century (FFWTPDSSTFC) dropped a bus full of pigeons and one feather. After observing the data they found that the feather hit the ground first (how ironic). Here's the thing, Newton was just in it for the big bucks, to the point he even bought the trademark for "kg⋅m/s2" to change it "Newtons", the name of his company. So here's the point, there is no "Theory of Relativity", it's just all corporate propaganda trying to make money off kids going to school to become an engineer or some other nerd field.

    -Tyler Johnson