The Illuminati (Saturday, February 24, 2018)

The results are in, and the Illuminati is definitely a thing. For those of you not educated, the Illuminati has been around since the founding of America (thus why their logo is on the dollar bill). However, the Illuminati actually began in France. Chuck Charles, the founder of the Illuminati, was quoted saying "the Illuminati is needed, and I've already said to much". Members say the Illuminati was so secret, that even the founder didn't know what the Illuminati really was. This of course made planning meetings a struggle because even the mailing list was kept a secret, not to mention that they didn't even have access to their own trademark and logo. Eventually the Illuminati became so secret, that it was forced to move to the United States of America due to France's strict "Secrecy Clause 501". Within the first few days Alexander Hamilton joined the club, who also happened to be the United States Treasurer. Because of Alexander's crazy Illuminati Federalist ideals, he decided to put the Illuminati symbol on dollar bill (this was after acquiring the trademark). By 1779 the Illuminati moved underground and hasn't been seen since.

-Tyler Johnson

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