The History of the Trombone (Tuesday, April 11, 2017)

It was in 1438 when the first trombone was invented by a man named Sir Bablerson. As a child, Sir Bablerson did not like music. In fact, he was typically found destroying instruments with his own handcrafted TNT. According to the FFWT Archives, Bablerson destroyed 20 million dollars worth of instruments, 50 billion dollars worth of music, and 30 thousand dollars worth of music stands. In 1437, Sir Bablerson began working on the design of a new instrument, which would be known as The Trombone. In 1438, it was completed, but the public didn't know if they should accept his idea because of his past history. Some people also believed that he created the trombone to ruin music in general. In today's century, the trombone is still widely controversial because of its lack of music abilities, but some still see the trombone as the greatest invention.

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    -Tyler Johnson