The History of the Space Race (Wednesday, November 30, 2016)

Here's what happened:

Day 1:

• Russia: Skipped the design stage and went straight to constructing the rocket

• Britain: Didn't realize the race started

• America: Worked on creating eBay to buy materials

Day 2:

• Russia: Launched their first rocket and discovered they invented a satellite

• Britain: Still didn't hear about the race

• America: Decided to take a Canadian Tea break

Day 10:

• Russia: Decided it was time for some Canadian Tea

• Britain: Also decided to have some Canadian Tea

• America: Invented NASA

Day 20:

• Russia: Discovered that they might need to make a design

• Britain: Still drinking Canadian Tea

• America: Published a book called "How to build rocket"

Day 30: Last Day for Designing

• Russia: Got a copy of the book "How to build rocket"

• Britain: Ran out of Canadian Tea and invented British Tea

• America: Lost copy of "How to build rocket"

Day 32: Last day to drink Canadian Tea

• • Russia: Accidentally drank Canadian Coffee

• Britain: Drank British Tea instead

• America: Invented the Big Mac instead

Day 40: Last day to buy materials

• Russia: Bought all materials from a local super market

• Britain: Decided to start the Sea Race instead

• America: Forgot to finish inventing eBay

Day 44: Last day to construct

• Russia: Decided to join the Sea Race

• Britain: N/A

• America: Used Russia's materials to build rocket

Day 45: Launch Day

• Russia: N/A

• Britain: N/A

• America: Landed on Mars, not The Moon

Summary: America won Alaska for landing on something

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