The First Phone (Friday, January 13, 2016)

The first phone was created by a man named Randy Jankins in the year 155.25 (back then they used decimals to signify the year). Dr. Jankins got the idea of this phone after he visited an Apple Apple Store (this is a store that was created by Steve Hobbes that sells oranges). Dr. Jankins was amazed at these wonderful citrus fruits and he got the idea of the phone (no one knows how he got this idea from oranges). After several days of designing the perfect phone, Dr. Jankins decided to try out his new phone. The first words on the phone were "shoot, I forgot to build a second phone". 

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    -Tyler Johnson