The First English Myth (Thursday, January 26, 2017)

After we located the first English Folk Tale, we also located the first English Myth. Because it was written in the 1300’s, today's grammar, spelling, and punctuation. rules do not apply.

    Once, if you[ dare to go/ to the citie of nevada? You shall beware-of the great bear in tha corner of thee/ section A/ and their, se Panda... Today is not begin, thus chocolate, taste good// format error// if thee see city in west, no see city in south. THus the story es true. No body thus no the way of the mountain.

Translation: In the city of Nevada, watch out for the bear who looks like a panda. If you see the bear, he will throw chocolate at you. Run too the city in the west and beware of the city in the south because the mountain is not the place to be.

Currently, historians do not understand the meaning behind this myth. It is believed that the author fell asleep on the type writter.

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-Tyler Johnson