Post date: Jan 19, 2017 4:27:35 PM
Below is the First Folk Tale in English history. As you will see, this story makes absolutely no sense.
"Twas the evening before Monday when John ate a sandwich. The sandwich was good, John ought to say. It was in fact that John liked this sandwich so much he founded John Jimmy's, a sandwich company. John Jimmy's sandwich company was thy best sandwich shop in English History, that it was awarded the great sandwich award. John hast discovered the true meaning of the sandwich and he was greatly pleased with his work. It was that day that John retired to allow others to enjoy the sandwich business. Thus he was known as King Sandwich. The End"
A Smith's Legendary Folk Tail
Fake History
-Tyler Johnson