The Corruption of Pancake Feeds (Wednesday, May 17, 2017)

Pancake Feeds used be a democracy for the sharing of different ideas. Unfortunately, this has changed recently as pancake feeds have become a dictatorship. Some reasons for this include the lack of syrup choices, poor quality of butter, and limited supply of pancakes. Pancake feeds were created to share the vast different types of syrups! They were created so people could enjoy a good pancake with decent blueberries! However, this is not the case anymore, after the CORRUPTION OF THE PANCAKE FEED in 1957, when Americans began to like standard food. Americans wanted only one type of syrup, and one type of pancake. Maple Syrup was outlawed, and butter was banned at all pancake feeds. From that day, pancake feeds had to follow The Standard Food Law, which forced pancake feeds to only have one type of syrup. It also dictated that there would only be Standard Pancakes. By looking at Statistical Saturdays, we can see that since 1957, pancake feeds have declined significantly because of these changes. Americans used to call the Pancake the national food, but it has since been replaced by the burger. The Pancake Feed was known as the Era of Good Feelings and it's sad that it has since left.