The Beginning of Jazz (Wednesday, February 8, 2017)

It was 1564 at one of Mozart's famous concerts. His band was amazing, and it consisted of 300 members. As the concert progressed, Jacob Albert, a trumpet player, realized his music had started on fire. Because of this, he was left with no choice but to play his part from memory. Unfortunately, Jacob never practiced the last song of the concert, Eye of the Gorilla. Because Jacob didn't know what to play, he made over 5,000 mistakes and he even played in the wrong key 300 times. To make matters worse, he followed his teachers advice, "If though makes mistake, make mistake loud!". At the end of the concert, Jacob was fired. However, Thomas Edison happened to be in the audience, and he loved the randomness of Jacob's performance. Edison called Jacob's music J.A.Z.Z, which stands for Jacob Albert's Zoo Zongs (He misspelled song).

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