Star Wars IX Canceled? (Friday, October 6, 2017)

It seems as if Disney is following the trend set by the iPhone and Microsoft by canceling Episode IX. The Daily Fun Fact interviewed J.J Abraham who stated he didn't want to risk making Star Wars Episode IX. "After hearing how the iPhone 7 ate the iPhone 9, and how Windows 7 ate Windows 9, I just couldn't take it, so I canceled the movie before we even released Episode VII" Abraham said. Mel Bricks (the director of Space Balls) said this decision was smart after Space Balls Episode 9 was eaten by Star Trek 7. Mel Bricks commented, "I thought it would be funny to go from Space Balls I to Space Balls IX, but then outa no where, Star Trek 7 ate my movie! I've never even seen a Star Trek film!" As of yesterday, several unnamed mathematician are even proposing a bill for the removal of the number 7 to prevent more incidents. We will continue our accurate and reliable coverage of the issue.

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