Post date: Aug 20, 2017 6:46:43 PM
For those of you who don't know... THERE'S A TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSE NEXT MONDAY! This is big and you need to be prepared for everything. That's why we have created a helpful list of stuff you need to prepare for.It's going to be dark, so wear Night Vision Goggles, not Solar Glasses
Bring a flashlight! The sun is expected to be turned off for about 3 minutes, so you might as well bring a flashlight
Bring exactly 120 Beef Jerky sticks because Beef Jerky makes everything better
Buy lots of sunscreen in case the Solar Eclipse is canceled for some reason
Prepare for cold weather. If the sun doesn't turn on after 3 minutes, it can get cold
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