Post date: Apr 29, 2017 1:59:35 AM
Fact /f'ak'e/
Noun
Almost an opinion, but not exactly
"Quit presenting Facts"
Synonyms: Chicken, False
Moist /m'oois'tt/
Noun
A very annoying word that makes people dislike English
"...moist..."
Synonyms: N/A
Cola /c'oll'aa/
Verb
Refers to a brand of soda, type of soda, and just soda in general
"I love Cola flavored Cola"
Synonyms: N/A
Phone /P'ho'nn'ee/
Verb
An ancient device replaced by a smarter device, known as Smart Phone
"Lets go see the phone at the Smithsonian"
Synonyms: Antique
DVD /dee'vee'dee/
Noun
An antique frisbee that also contains a movie
"Let's play catch with that antique frisbee!"
Synonyms: N/A
Fake Definitions
-Tyler Johnson