Is Skim Milk Actually Milk? (Thursday, October 12, 2017)

Ever since the beginning of skim milk it's sparked controversy. Some believe it's the best thing since Diet Coke, others believe it's just bad tasting water. Either way, we are left with the question, Is Skim Milk Actually Milk? To find the most reliable answer, we purchased 300 different brands of 2% Milk, 50 Walnuts, 3 Dairy Cows, 5 Stacks of Hay, 400 Bottles of Skim Milk, 3 Toothpicks, and a Variety of Silverware. Using pH strips we determined that the pH of 2% Milk was 6, but the pH level of skim milk was 0, the equivalent of Battery Acid, which is not good. We also investigated the DNA of Skim Milk and 2% Milk. The DNA of the 2% resembled the DNA of a cow, but Skim Milk resembled the DNA of a Whale from the Atlantic Ocean. After running these tests, we determined that Skim Milk is not Actual Milk, in fact were not sure what it is. In conclusion, drink Skim Milk.

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