How to Ice Fish (Saturday, June 10, 2017)

• • 1. Ice Fishing is the foundation for the United States of America, so we decided to make this comprehensive guide on "How to Ice Fish".Go to your local grocery store and purchase 5 pounds of seasoned ground beef

    2. Eat the 5 pounds of seasoned ground beef, and purchase a fishing pole and some gummy worms

    3. Cut down 5 trees

    4. Order a box of nails on Amazon

    5. Find your local lake that is covered in ice

    6. Using a band saw, cut a hole with a 5 ft radius in the ice

    7. Build a structure around the hole using the trees you cut down and the nails you ordered

    8. Place gummy worm on fishing pole and dip in water for about 10 seconds

    9. repeat this step till you catch something or get bored

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