How Golf was Invented (Friday, July 15, 2017)

Earlier this year, we discussed how Tennis was invented, and if you remember, it was replaced by golf. Unfortunately, due to the lack of motivation, we never discussed how Golf was invented. Thus, we will answer that question today. In 1870, a man named Gobble Golfer won the World Championship of Ice Hockey. A year later he moved to the wonderful grasslands of Chicago. In Chicago, he built his own ice rink, but due to the large abundance of grass, he used grass instead of ice. Because he decided to use grass instead of ice, he decided to change every rule in Ice Hockey, and somehow it became Gobble's Mini Golf. Later that year, a local millionare (Peter G. Anderson) bought the miniature Mini Golf Course and created the Major Mini Golf Course. Due to copyright restrictions, he renamed the course, Golf Course. Isn't that original... However, 2 years later, Peter founded the PGA and in 2006, Golf became the national sport in the U.S.

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    -Tyler Johnson