How do Black Holes Work? (Thursday, February 2, 2016)

In 1784, Dr. Bright discovered the first black hole while looking through his telescope in his backyard. Later that year, Dr. Bright wrote a book about his discovery. In the year 1845, the US space program decided to send the first man to a black hole to learn more about these black holes. Because of the success of the mission, we now know this:

• • • • Black holes are essentially a 3 dimensional hole in the universe. If you fall in the hole, you end up on the other side of the universe

• • • There is no gravity in a black hole. This is because it's an empty hole

      • Solar Systems revolve around black holes just like coins revolve around spiral wishing wells (this is of course until they fall into the hole)

    • If a star falls into a black hole, it runs the risk of causing a black hole jam

    • Due to the theory of relativity, if you fall into a black hole, you are no longer relevant

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    -Tyler Johnson