How did Newton Discover Apple Sauce? (Friday, April 21, 2017)

From October 26, 2016: "Little known fact, an apple did not fall off a tree and hit newton in the head. His buddy Sir Issac Gravity actually threw an apple at him in a game of Throw Apples at Each Other. This caused Newton to go unconscious which led to him having a vision about GRAVITY. In his vision, ten laws were discussed, however his quill broke and only wrote down the first 3." 

Since October 26, we have learned new information about the apple incident. We discovered that Newton was the inventor of apple sauce. After Newton had become conscious, he noticed a smashed apple laying next to him, and because he was so hungry, he decided to eat the mushy apple. To his surprise, it was very good! The next day, he bought a walter's dozen of apples and spent the rest of the week creating Apple Sauce. At midnight, Newton published his recipe for apple sauce, and a week later he was invited to Food Network.  Although Newton is mostly known for his scientific discoveries, we must not forget that he was one of the most brilliant chefs.

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    Tyler Johnson