History of Tennis (Tuesday, May 2, 2017)

In 1854, a woman named Tressa Tendra, who lived in Tennessee, won the first Almost National Ping Pong Tournament. Because Tressa enjoyed ping pong so much, she decided to buy her very own ping pong table. As she practiced every day, she realized that ping pong was a really boring sport. To fix this issue, Tressa decided to take ping pong to the next level, by making it bigger. She called this new sport, Tennis. Tennis was played just like ping pong, but 10 times bigger. People loved this new sport and ESPN even aired it on their daily network. Unfortunately this didn't last for long... 5 years later, a new sport was created, which was called Golf. Golf was just like mini golf, except it was about 100 times bigger. As a famous philosopher once said, "Americans like the biggest of the bestest of things", and he was right. Golf became the new sport of America, and Tennis was left abandoned. Tennis was still widely played, and it was still a great sport, but that only lasted until 2006. In 2006, a scientist discovered Pluto was no longer a planet, and if you do the math, that means Tennis is not a sport. Later that year, Golf would become the national sport of the U.S.

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    -Tyler Johnson