Climate Observations in the U.S (Tuesday, December 5, 2017)

The United States has a long history of having a variety of climates, and today we decided to inspect the climates of 5 somewhat random states. Enjoy!

MINNESOTA:

Minnesota is know to have 2 weeks of summer, and the rest is winter. If you ever plan on going to Antarctica, Minnesota is a great place to train (and freeze to death). When vacationing in Minnesota during the winter (which no one does), make sure to drive a bulldozer

NEBRASKA:

If you want to experience all four seasons at once visit Nebraska. Here in Nebraska the weather is completely unpredictable and lets just say Nebraskans don't appreciate the weatherman. If you're visiting Nebraska it's recommended that you bring a set of clothes for each season

ARIZONA:

Welcome to the oven known as Arizona. In Arizona there is no such thing as water, which means that every day is a drought. Temperatures range from "Really Hot" during the day to "Really Cold" at night. Because of the scorching sun every Arizonian owns a pool and heaters are non existent. If you plan on journeying to Arizona, bring a Sam's Club package of water and a gallon of sun screen. It's also recommended to visit during the winter when it might actually be enjoyable

FLORIDA:

Some people claim that Florida's state motto is "Turn down the Humidifier". At times, Florida's humidity is so high that you may feel like you're swimming in air. To make things better, Florida was donated some of the wonderful temperatures of Arizona, and lets just say humidity and heat don't mix. Apparently tourist don't care, but that could be due to the excessive amount of air conditioners

NORTH DAKOTA:

Although North Dakota is basically a foot away from Minnesota, the temperature takes a drastic change. Luckily there's less snow (at times) but that's because of the extreme amounts of wind. Note to self, never fly a kite in North Dakota. Because of the chilling weather and brutal winds it literally blows away the tourists in which they end up in the Black Hills

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