Campfire Tips 109 (Saturday, August 5, 2017)

• • • Because of our lack of money, we only had enough room for Campfire Tips 109. Maybe we'll post the other ones sometime in the future, but that's after I quit wasting money on 99¢ soft drinks at gas stations. Anyways, here's some classic campfire tips for mediocre campers.Because the price in wood has increased, only burn artificial wood

    • Never use a lighter or a match to start a fire. Instead, use a portable blow torch

    • When roasting hot dogs over the fire, make sure the temperature is set to 400 degrees Fahrenheit

    • Keep a safe distance from the fire ALWAYS! We recommend staying at least 50 feet away

    • Install an underground pressurized sprinkler system when you need to put out the fire

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    -Tyler Johnson