Best Kept Fact of the Year (Saturday, June 3, 2017)

The following contains the best kept fact of the year according to the FFWT Research and Development Department (FFWTRDD). This fact has not been released before, and you must read with caution.

    In 1984, Albert Einstein's son, Albert Einstein Jr. discovered a highly radioactive wave, which he called, The Microwave 500. This wave has a shorter wave length than the Microwave, most commonly found in your microwave. Because it's shorter wavelength, it has more energy. Einstein Jr. believed that this wave had the power to instantly cook objects in less than a second, but he also knew that the effects could be devastating. In essence, you could cause a massive explosion risking the lives of millions. Einstein Jr. knew that this discovery must be kept secret, so he put all of his studies in a locked vault in the Washington D.C. Archives. The reason this is the best kept fact is because of what Einstein discovered after locking up his studies. Through his calculations and rock sampling, he believed that the dinosaurs went extinct because of a release of Microwave 500. He discovered that with the right combination of chemicals, Microwave 500 can be released, which he believes wiped out the dinosaurs. The rest is being kept secret.