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Post date: Aug 01, 2017 5:8:35 AM
THE OFFICIAL FFWT TIME LINE OF EVENTS!
Ever since humans learned how to type on a computer, we've been obsessed over creating timelines. If you've ever noticed, there's a timeline for everything! Because we've posted over 100 facts, we decided to create our own timeline of events! Hopefully this is helpful! If not, we don't care. (Some events have not been added because we currently do not know when it occurred)
RED = Important Event
Marchuber 54: People vote for their favorite months
Decemberber 43: The Year is created
1325 BC: Duck Pyramids discovered by Sir Quaker
100 AD: Dr. Blabbermouth mixes up Colosseum blueprints
145 AD: Colosseum opens
155.25 AD: Phone Invented by Randy Jankins
1282: Rock, Papers and Scissor founded
1300s: First English Myth created
1300s: Greatest Pyramid and Underground City created by Caveman Dave
1353: Yawn Invented by High Five
1368: Fidgete Spinner created by Leonardo de Fidgete
1422: First Meme created by Sarah Sally Caroline
1437: Sir Bablerson begins construction of the Trombone
1438: Sir Bablerson Invents Trombone
1450s: Lighter Invented by King Ter the Third
1453: Humans adapt to Yawn
1490s: Gas Prices Rose because of Columbus Cruise Line
1490s: Lemons possibly Invented
1500s: Theory of Relativity not Relative
1500s: Neighbors are created (possibly by Captain Lieutenant Francisco)
1500s: Enlightningment begins after Mrs. Static is struck by lightning
1503: School is Invented
1515: The first student graduates
1564: Napoleon Fernato discovers Dynamite
1564: Jazz is Invented by Jacob Albert
1602: Paris Rock Paper Scissor Treaty Signed
1623: William Williamson given 10 potato chips and buys a milkshake store
1635: First political parties created
1645: First English Rock Song written
1652: Dairy Famine of 1652 begins
1654: Duck America discovered by Duck Vespucci
1660: William Shakespeare goes to Hollywood
1680: New Duck City discovered by Duck of York
1700s: Political Cartoon invented by James Shampoo
1734: May Mayflower buys patent for Christmas Lights in San Francisco
1734: John Smith cuts down a pine tree
1734: Duckslavania discovered by William Duck
1735: Christmas Light Stock Market explodes
1753: Duck Island discovered by Flapper Williams
1772: Seattle discovered by Nick McDonald
1778: Thankful Tim hosts a party
1784: Dr. Bright discovers first Black Hole
1784: Libertarian Party created
1790: Libertarians win 10 gold medals in the Winter Olympics
1800s: Dr. Pastel creates Theory of Color
1834: George Gorge discovers how to save the sun
1834: Daylight Savings passed by congress
1845: U.S Space Program sends man to a Black Hole
1854: Paper Crisis begins
1854: Tressa Tendra won first Almost National Ping Pong Tournament
1860: Daylight Spendings created by Arizona Congressman
1865: Canadian opens first Pizzeria in the U.S
1865: Hawaiian Pizza Created
1865: Burger becomes the "American Food"
1867: Yellow Duckstone National Park discovered by Duck Roosevelt
1870: Duck Cave discovered by Lieutenant Duck
1870: Gobble Golfer wins World Championship of Ice Hockey
1870: King of England opens Burger King
1870: Queen of England opens Dairy Queen
1871: Gobble's Mini Golf opens
1871: Peter G. Anderson buys Gobble's Mini Golf Course
1873: PGA is founded by Peter
1874: Two Ply Toilet Paper Invented by Sir Wiper
1874: Doctor Doc invents 6th Inning Prestretch
1875: Robert T. Dryer invents the Washing Machine
1875: China looses Global Chocolate Wars and constructs Great Wall of China
1876: North American Candy Wars begin
1877: Canada begins construction of Great Wall of Canada
1878: Duck Canyon discovered by Mr. Yellow Mouth
1890: Two Ply Toilet Paper awarded Invention of the Year and Nobel Peace Prize
1890: Mount McDuck discovered by William McDuck
1892: Great Wall of Canada completed
1895: Great Wall of Canada is destroyed
1900s: Board Games become popular
1901: MLB accepts 6th Inning Prestretch
1903: 6th Inning Prestretch is removed
1905: First Show to star a duck airs (Indiana Duck, And the Pond of Mud)
1923: Industrial Revolution begins
1923: Scottish Invent Scotch Tape
1923: Duct tape attacks Duck Tape Headquarters
1923: Dr. Doctor discovers the Atom
1924: U.S Invents Atom Bomb and is tested at the Manhattan Project
1925: Delta Symbol created by George Mathematics
1925: John Johnson ran out of candy creating Halloween
1943: Cassette Tape Invented by Cass and Ette
1947: Construction begins for Chicken and a Biscuit Tower
1950s: Dr. Color Jr. releases color vaccine
1950: Space Race begins
1954: Valentines Day becomes an official Holiday
1954: Duckartica discovered by Dr. Splash
1956: Construction for Chicken and a Biscuit Tower completed
1957: Corruption of the Pancake Feed begins
1960: Asteroid Wars begins filming
1968: George Handsell wins election from Tic Tac Toe game
1970: Chicken and a Biscuit closes
1975: Ice Cream Invented by Democrats
1980: Real Music Invented by Dr. Sound Music
1983: Dr. Italics creates Italics Formula
1984: Microwave 500 discovered by Albert Einstein Jr.
1985: First School constructed in the Pacific Ocean
1999: Dr. High Definition invents HDTV vaccine
2004: Kentucky Bans Pineapple
2006: Pluto no longer a planet
2006: Golf becomes National Sport of the U.S
2006: Tennis no longer a sport
2007: PPS attempts to remove all Pineapple Trees in America
2010: Vinyl Records are back in style
2013: All Candy Bars are officially manufactured in Canada
2013: Random Guy on the street says cheese is the best food
2014: Light Spectrum Study released
2017: Chicken and a Biscuit reopens
2017: Fidget Spinner is sold on Amazon by 80 year old man
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