10 Famous Lines from Cave Man Dave (Wednesday, June 28, 2017)

• • • 1. Cave Man Dave was a man of words, and he accomplished many things. He built the underground city to hold the Greatest Pyramid, he created the wheel, and he may of created the Enlightningment. Here is 10 quotes that demonstrate Cave Man Dave's vast knowledge."...and that's when I realized the world wasn't flat"

      2. "I named the wheel after an eel..."

      3. "...and so I said to the man, you need a friend, and from that day we were friends"

      4. "The blueprints were lost, so I built the underground city from memory...that's why its missing restrooms..."

      5. "Enlightningment you say?"

      6. "I knew Newton once. He was a very nice guy and grilled the best steaks..."

      7. "All I know is that 'E' equals 'mc' squared..."

      8. "And so I said to Henry Ford, 'you stole my wheel!'"

      9. "Always scramble the eggs prior to eating them"

      10. "...and thats...how...when that happened...and then he...so I...and that's my life's story"

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